ohScorpio

✭ I am 30.

✭ I am Eurasian.

✭ I am an aspiring fashion label owner trying ever so hard to delay the inevitable nightmare known as ‘real life’.

✭ I am excitable and easily impressed.

✭ I’m “eloquent, obtuse, direct, stylish, provocative, cuddly, feminine, luscious and curvaceous”. His words – not mine.

✭ I spend the majority of my time thinking about the following:

- why all my favourite loose leaf teas have seriously wanky names like “Buddha Tears”, “Songbird”, “White Dragon Oolong” and “Field of Dreams”;
- whether or not I’ll ever be able to write awesome songs again;
- how much it would cost me to pack all my things and move to New York;
- what my next mobile phone will be;
- whether or not I will find that perfect black leather handbag.

✭ I am the epitome of Scorpio.

✭ I love sculling soft drinks so fast that they give me goosebumps and make my eyes water.

✭ I met Princess Diana in the flesh.

✭ I collect oracle and tarot cards.